NEW for 2019 – the Kelpies and castles tour

Looking for things to do in Edinburgh ? How about taking a tour from Edinburgh of two ancient castles and the Kelpies  ?

Our  Kelpies and castles tour features a visit to the amazing Kelpies  in Falkirk and two ancient Scottish castles in Stirling and Doune .  

 The Kelpies and castles tours are available daily seven days a week   .The tour spends up to an hour at each location .

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Normal pickup point is Edinburgh city centre . Five hour private tour around Falkirk for up to four passengers. Tours start at 10 am weekdays . Explore the famous Kelpies  in Falkirk .


  • 5 hour private tour group day trip around Falkirk and Stirling
  • Explore the world famous Kelpies , a unique tribute to the Clydesdale horses that used to pull barges along the canals of Scotland
  • visit Doune Castle and find out about its five claims to movie fame
  • visit Stirling Castle , home of Mary Queen of Scots and the Stewart kings of Scotland
  • Take in unique views of the historic Stirling and Doune Castle
  • Small private group tour with a maximum of 4 people


The world famous Kelpies

The Kelpies tours , the Helix , Falkirk
The Kelpies sculptures are the largest works of art in Scotland, and the largest equine sculptures in the world, designed by Andy Scott. 

The Kelpies sculptures are the largest equine sculptures in the world and they have become Scotland’s best known cultural landmark with over one million visitors .

The Kelpies are 30 metre high sculptures of Clydesdale horses , a unique tribute to the work horses of Scottish industry and economy, pulling the freight barges and coalships along the canals of Scotland in the nineteenth century . Canals shaped the geographical layout of the Falkirk area. The Kelpies are the centrepiece of the Helix Park in Falkirk .

The Kelpies have become the most famous equine sculptures in the world . But now they have been given another name to make them more attractive to Chinese tourists.

VisitBritain, which markets the UK abroad, has dubbed them ‘Kai Po Ju Ma’ in promotional literature in China – which translates as “glorious armoured giant horses”.

Stirling Castle

Stirling Castle is one of Scotland’s most impressive castles due to its imposing position and impressive architecture. The castle was the home of Mary, Queen of Scots and the Stewart kings of Scotland .

Stirling castle tours
Stirling castle tours

From Stirling Castle’s ramparts, visitors can take in views of the Forth Valley and Ben Lomond , as well as two of Scotland’s most important battle sites – Stirling Bridge (1297) and Bannockburn (1314). The castle is at the head of Stirling’s historic old town.Like Edinburgh Castle , Stirling sits on a volcanic rock dominating the city skyline .

Stirling Castle is not only one of Scotland’s grandest and most imposing castles, it was also a real favourite with Scotland’s kings and queens. And their investment in it demonstrated just how much they loved to use it, as well as their desire to ensure it both impressed all who visited it, and represented a statement of their power and wealth. James IV created the Great Hall, the largest medieval banqueting hall ever built in Scotland, and James V’s Royal Palace, with its lavishly decorated Renaissance façades, was a masterpiece of the period.

Major conservation work has been carried out at Stirling Castle over many years to preserve the attraction as a major national and international monument. The refurbishment of the Great Hall was completed ten years ago . A particular feature of the Great Hall is stained glass windows featuring clan crests . A number of banquets and concerts are held in the Hall throughout the year .

Phone 07305-294773 for availability and bookings or contact us  online .

Doune Castle – featured in Game of Thrones and Monty Python

Game of Thrones castle tours, outlander castle tour
Game of Thrones castle tours
  • Doune Castle is unique in that it actually has five claims to movie fame
  • Game of Thrones ( Winterfell )
  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail
  •  Outlander ( Castle Leoch )
  • the Outlaw King
  • Mary Queen of Scots

Your guide will give details of the history of the castle , information about the Game of Thrones filming plus all the other films made at Doune Castle including Monty Python and the Holy Grail .

Behind the scenes access

Visitors to the castle can get details about Game of Thrones filming in the Great Hall and courtyard of the castle .

Insider access

Take the audio tour of Doune Castle , narrated by Monty Python’s Terry Jones and Outlander’s Jamie Fraser ( Sam Heughan ) .

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The castle was used as the set for Winterfell in the TV series Game of Thrones (2011–present), an adaptation of the A Song of Ice and Fire series of novels by George R. R. Martin. The castle was also used as  “Castle Leoch” in the TV adaption of the Outlander series of novels.

The Great Hall is 20 metres by 8 metres , and 12 metres high to its timber roof, again a 19th-century replacement.The hall has no fireplace, and was presumably heated by a central fire, and ventilated by means of a louvre like the one in the modern roof. No details of the original roof construction are known, however, and the restoration is conjectural.Large windows light the hall, and stairs lead down to the three cellars on ground level.

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The hall is accessed from the courtyard via a stair up to a triangular lobby, which in turn links the hall and kitchens by means of two large serving hatches with elliptical arches, unusual for this period.

The kitchen tower, virtually a tower house in its own right, is 17 metres (56 ft) by 8 metres (26 ft). The vaulted kitchen is on the hall level, above a cellar. One of the best-appointed castle kitchens in Scotland of its date, it has an oven and a 5.5-metre (18 ft) wide fireplace. A stair turret, added in 1581 and possibly replacing a timber stair, leads up from the lobby to two storeys of guest rooms. These include the “Royal Apartments”, a suite of two bedrooms plus an audience chamber, suitable for royal visitors.

The Kelpies and Castles tour costs £195 .

Check availability by phoning us now on 07305-294773 or contact us online Toll free number 1-866-233-2644

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comedy drama Holy Flying Circus looks at the furore created by Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

This autumn, the BBC is to screen a new 90-minute comedy drama, Holy Flying Circus, which will focus attention, once again, on the furore created by Life Of Brian. Released in 1979, Monty Python’s Life Of Brian is now a comedy classic.Sue Jones-Davies star turn as Brian’s feisty girlfriend, Judith Iscariot, was the most significant role the Pythons ever gave to a woman.

Monty Python’s Holy Grail also caused a lot of controversy at the time . 
Much of the film was recorded at Doune Castle in Scotland . Doune Castle tours can be booked online or phone 07305-294773 .

This autumn, the BBC is to screen a new 90-minute comedy drama, Holy Flying Circus, which will focus attention, once again, on the furore created by Life Of Brian.

‘The film is phenomenal,’ says Sue, in a rare interview. ‘But when we were making it I don’t think many people thought it was going to do very well. It was very left-field.

‘When the money man, Bernard Delfont, finally read the script he pulled all the money out, just days before we started filming. The Pythons were very worried about getting distribution.’

They were right to fret. Their tale of Brian Cohen, who is mistaken for the Messiah and ends the film being crucified as Eric Idle sings Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life, caused a riot of religious controversy. Banned in Ireland, Norway and in large parts of Sue’s native Wales, it enraged churchgoers from Mary Whitehouse to the Bishop of Southwark.

And of course audiences flocked to see it where they could. Billed as ‘the film so funny they banned it in Norway’, it made more than £15 million at the box office – a fortune in those days. Today it is still widely considered one of the funniest movies ever made.

‘I had no idea the film was going to create such a fuss,’ says Sue. ‘Or that 30 years on, all these blokes would still be quoting the dialogue at me – particularly “Brian, leave that Welsh tart alone” and “He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.”

‘You want to say, “Oh get a life.” ’

She adds: ‘I’ve never been a Python fan. I never even had a television. But the film is still so popular.

‘People often tell me that if I’d had a penny for every time the video went out, I’d be rich. But back then I was paid £300 a week, which seemed like masses of money.’

As a 62-year-old local councillor, yoga teacher and grandmother who likes nothing better than to hike up a mountain and recite poetry, Sue’s life is now wholly different from the one she led in the late Seventies.

Terry Jones
Michael Palin

Preferred pythons: Terry Jones (left) and Michael Palin

‘It’s a real testimony to Aberystwyth that we never had any unpleasantness from anyone. That encourages me to feel good about human beings because a lot of the time it’s the other way round – you think, ‘‘God, what a species.’’ ’

Born in 1949, Sue Jones-Davies is as Welsh as her surname implies. ‘My father was a maths teacher and my mother was a housewife. One was from North Wales and the other from South Wales. Here, they call that a mixed marriage.’

An idyllic childhood spent in the open air, scampering across beaches, up mountains and through forests, was followed by three years at Bristol University, where Sue took a degree in English. There she fell into acting, almost by accident.

Life of Brian: The film was shot in Tunisia in 1979

Life of Brian: The film was shot in Tunisia in 1979

She recalls: ‘The first person I met was Colin Sell – who is now the piano player on BBC Radio 4’s I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue.

‘He thought I was Italian, because of my black hair and my accent, and when I told him I was Welsh he said, “Well, you must be able to sing then.” He was writing songs for the reviews in Bristol and he drew me in.’

It was at university that Sue met Langham, a bright and amusing fellow student, in a production of The Boyfriend.

He was already writing sketches for comedy legend Spike Milligan. In Sue’s third year they took their troupe, The Revunions, to the Edinburgh Festival and the show was later picked up by the Hampstead Theatre in London.

Always writing: Sue Jones-Davies remembers John Cleese as busy on set

Always writing: Sue Jones-Davies remembers John Cleese as busy on set

After Sue graduated, she and Langham set up home in London. As he worked on his comedy writing, she landed a role in Jesus Christ Superstar.

In 1977, when Sue was 28, the comedy part of a lifetime came up, quite unexpectedly. The original actress cast for the part of Judith Iscariot in the new Monty Python film had decided to turn it down.

Sue says: ‘They wanted an actress who looked a bit Middle Eastern. The other girl had dropped out because she thought Monty Python were just using women and she didn’t like the nudity.

‘My feminine side at the time probably would have wondered what I was doing with them. But I read the script and just laughed.

‘The audition was completely nuts. They weren’t really paying any attention. Terry Jones, who was directing the film, was trying to do it properly and the rest of them were just mucking about, saying, “Oh give it to her, she’ll do.” I left not knowing whether I had got it.’

Sue, who had wild, jet-black hair, a beautiful figure and striking face, had just the sort of exotic good looks they wanted – together with a strong Welsh accent they appeared to find inherently comedic.

She says: ‘The members of Monty Python were all of a particular ilk. It was a public-school, male, white, middle-class club. I don’t think they have ever written with women in mind.

‘That’s obvious, really, as it’s always the men who remember all the Monty Python lines.’

She adds: ‘There are some very weird things going on in the male psyche. The Pythons seemed to love dressing up as women and putting on funny voices.’

'The members of Monty Python were all of a particular ilk. It was a public-school, male, white, middle-class club': Sue Jones-Davies on her time spent with the funnymen

‘The members of Monty Python were all of a particular ilk. It was a public-school, male, white, middle-class club’: Sue Jones-Davies on her time spent with the funnymen

Sue flew out to Tunisia to begin filming. Siencyn was just seven months old, so Chris went too, as babysitter. ‘Everybody who turned up, from Spike Milligan to George Harrison, got roped in to playing a leper at some point,’

Sue recalls. ‘Chris played a Roman centurion who couldn’t stop laughing at the name “Biggus Dickus”.

‘We had a wonderful time on set. The Pythons could ad-lib so quickly. There was nothing you could add. I got on best with Michael Palin and Terry Jones.

Difficult: When Sue Jones-Davies worked with Eric Idle (pictured) he had just split from his wife

Difficult: When Sue Jones-Davies worked with Eric Idle (pictured) he had just split from his wife

‘John Cleese was always busy writing and Graham Chapman I found quite spiky – he had just come out as a gay man and was a bit ambivalent towards women.

‘Eric Idle was also going through a difficult period as he had just split up with his wife.

‘The most terrifying experience wasn’t the nude scene – but going carpet-hunting with Terry Gilliam.

‘To get to where they were sold, we had to cross a flooded river. Terry insisted on crossing even though all the local people said not to.

‘I remember very vividly sitting in the car as the back filled fast with water, thinking, “Uh, oh. We’re going to die.” But we got to the other side. And I still have the carpets I bought – although they have holes in them now.’

When the film was released, it was banned in Sue’s home town and her parents never saw it.

But bolstered by her post-Monty Python fame, Sue pursued a career in comedy.

She joined The Raving Beauties, a feminist comedy troupe who appeared on the first night of Channel 4.

She also appeared in Brideshead Revisited and the comedy sketch show It’ll All Be Over In Half An Hour, with Nicholas Lyndhurst and Andrew Sachs.


Comedy: Monty Python became one of the most influential comedy groups of all time

Comedy: Monty Python became one of the most influential comedy groups of all time

In 2009, Sue played her own role in reviving interest in Life Of Brian – when as mayor of Aberystwyth she overturned a 30-year ban on the film in the small Welsh town.

‘Soon after I was elected, somebody at the BBC called me up and asked me if I knew that The Life Of Brian had been banned in Aber.’

A story about the ban was then put up on the BBC website and Sue’s phone began to ring off the hook. ‘It was very hard to say I couldn’t give a monkey’s if it was banned or not. Suddenly my stint as mayor was obviously to un-ban this film.’

When the town clerk had a heart attack, Sue had a brainwave. She would screen the film at the local arts centre to raise money for the British Heart Foundation.

‘I rang Terry Jones and asked if he wanted to come, and he asked if he could bring Michael Palin. They didn’t want a fee, they didn’t take expenses. They were just delightful, witty, and everyone adored them. Photographers came from all over the world.’

She may not give a monkey’s but after 32 years, Sue Jones-Davies remains the valiant ‘Welsh tart’ who took a naked leap into Brian’s heart and British comedy history –however hard she tries to bury herself under the humdrum concerns of the residents of Aberystwyth.

Holy Flying Circus will be broadcast this autumn on BBC4.

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